Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Joke Of the Day: A Mosser (Informer) “Prays”

June 28, 2013

Source: 1bigcholent.wordpress.com

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The Informer Yitzchat Shuchat pretends to pray in a photo-op for his redemption in the makeshift room of the Lubavitcher Rebbe zt”l located in Kefar Chabad Israel.

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Mishpacha Magazine “Interview” With The Rat Yitzchak Shuchat

December 16, 2012
Shuchat pretends to be learning some Torah for Mishpacha Magazine photo opp.

Yitzchak Shuchat pretends to be learning some Torah for Mishpacha Magazine photo opp. There’s a first time for everything.

Interview is in Hebrew.

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MUST WATCH – Dem Rep. thinks spending taxpayer money is ‘giving to others’

April 25, 2012

Source: TheRightScoop

Yvette Clarke meets with Rabbis Sperlin and Slavin of the Crown Heights Jewish Community Council.

Democrat Rep. Yvette Clarke actually believes that spending massive amounts of taxpayer money under Obamacare, better known as redistribution of wealth, is ‘giving to others’. Yes, she really said that. And she doesn’t understand why this would upset the Tea Party:

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Did You Know That…Informing on Molesters – Not Messirah

July 11, 2011

This is indeed a distraction and WIS will not waste to much cyberspace on this stupidity. I’ll just borrow from the comments on CHI  regarding this matter.

9. Hypocrites wrote:

Yaakov Schwei is guilty of the transgressing on “Lo Taamod Al Dam Reiacha”.

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CHJCC Wants To Know Why The Delay In Mas Hakohol

April 13, 2011

Purim Comes Early For Crown Heights Jewish Community Council Inc.

March 12, 2011

The Purim Shpiel

Disclaimer: This post is purely just for fun, a Pre-Purim gig. After all how can one miss such an opportunity.  Do NOT get distracted with this stupidity, all this stunt was meant to be was another distraction. This post will be onebigcholent of seriousness and fun.

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BRAUNS GONNA PAY FOR MY GAS…

January 16, 2011

Crowning a Nobody: Braun a Danger To Crown Heights

Peter Simonetti Wants To Know: “Did You Miss Me?”

January 1, 2011

After taking  a full week of snow vacation and not showing up to work, Inspector Peter Simonetti of the 71st precinct will be returning and with his return many Crown Heights residents will be receiving a very special orange envelope.

Some of you have already received this orange envelope this morning, New Years day.

Happy New Years!

Crown Heights ‘Intermentelgavol Affairs’ Guy Chanina Sperlin Goes All Out

December 28, 2010

Chanina Sperlin Goes all out for Crown Heights

Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin

What would Crown Heights do without it’s very own Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin, who is always ready and willing to go all out using his very special supper Intermentelgavol CONNECTIONS.

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WIS Initiates New Committee

December 15, 2010

Do to the the high rise in crime and the newly created tension the  CHJCC – Crown Heights Jewish Community Council Inc. has initiated between ‘the scooter people’ and NYPD , WhoIsShmira.com, the official Crown Heights web site has taken the initiative to start a new committee.

My dear neighbors and friends of Crown Heights Introducing…

CHWISFUC – Crown Heights WIS Focusing on Uniting  Committee Inc.

The CHWISFUC first task will be to get all the other committees in the Crown Heights neighborhood together.

The CHWISFUC will be having it’s first meeting to create it’s bylaws and set it’s goals.

The CHWISFUC will return to update the community on it’s accomplishments shortly, about six to seven mounts from now.

Those who want to join and make a difference or simply want to feel like they matter please email us at: whoisshmira@gmail.com

You must have BIG pockets to join!

A Message To Hate Blog COLLIES.COM And all The Haters And Mossrim

December 11, 2010

What Were Currently Seeing From Mishichistim Mossrim

November 14, 2010

Sleep Tight We Are In Safe Hands

October 28, 2010

(L/R) Inspector Peter Simonetti and Lenny White of the 71st Precinct, Crown Heights, Brooklyn (Click Image to Enlarge)

Regarding:

Man Shot and Killed in Drive-By Shooting

How It Came To This

Elections Canceled: Rabbi Marlow Lives

September 5, 2010

The elections have been canceled do to the fact that some have discovered Rabbi Marlow to be Yechi once again.

No need for a replacement, there is nothing to replace.

YECHI HAROV L’OLAM VOED!

THE MH”M SAID HE WOULD BE ROV TILL MOSHIACH COMES AND THE MH”M WAS RIGHT AS ALWAYS!

WELCOME BACK RABBI MARLOW, NOW WE WILL FINALLY HAVE THE SAME PEACE WE HAD BEFORE YOU LEFT.

THIS WORKS OUT PERFECT BECAUSE NOW ANOTHER PROPHECY CAN COME TRUE, THE ONE OF THAT WAS SAID ABOUT THE HOLY RABBI BRAUN…

“Kedusha doesn’t leave its place (Kedusha eina zaza mimkoma), especially the Kedusha of Torah.”

NOW THE HOLY BRUAN  CAN GO BACK TO SYDNEY.

BAROCH HASHEM, IT ALL WORKS OUT.

Elections not really concealed, GO VOTE!

Much About Nothing

August 8, 2010

Source: 1bigcholent.wordpress.com

The “figures” as in the many shapes of the people all being “key figured” some fat on bottom some fat on top, some are truly well rounded.

Collive posted this  article. What exactly was the point of it?

To inform us about the “threat” we all know about?

Nothing has changed, that couldn’t be the point of the article.

Well over Shabbos, members of the Cholent team asked around upstate and in 770 this is what we heard.

Peter Simonetti is trying to get some positive media, after the negative feedback he received for letting a sicko go“.

We also heard many negative thoughts that Cholent doesn’t want to dwell on, but one reasoning we found to be most accurate is…

“To help collive establish themselves as a “key official” and the police wanted to help  show CH.Info that negative talk about the police is not accepted. And to such meetings your not welcome.”

We immediately emailed CH.Info to get his take on it and this is what he said…

“When you wake up in the morning and go to work, at the end of the day you get your paycheck, the paycheck is your thank you for your job. At crownheights.info we don’t pat people on their back for doing what they are supposed to do, we promote people when they go beyond the call of duty. When it comes to the negative side of things don’t think for a
second I won’t be told about it, and don’t think for a second that I won’t report on it, and guess what you think collive won’t either, all they want is a scoop, its fine, push comes to shove, when theirs controversy and they figure out a “clean”, no sided way to write about it they will.”

Asked for it:

“770 is a number one target and we are focused on making sure nothing happens,” Inspector Peter Simonetti, Commanding Officer for the 71st Precinct, told a Wednesday meeting with key officials.”

One of the things that was discussed at this meeting was how the original target for the September 11th attacks was really intended to be “the number one target, 770 Eastern Pkway”, but the dumb terrorist missed and hit the twin towers instead.

Maybe Simonetti should send out a memo to the terrorist, “hay, look over here, I got the number one target”.

“He said police were still taking Yousef Al-Khattab seriously. The Jewish-born, Jersey-raised convert to Islam has shown the 770 building as the source for Israel’s actions in Gaza.”

Really, they taking this guy seriously? Why the hell is he still walking around making threats?

How  exactly can anybody who attended this photo-op of a meeting help protect us from g-d forbid an attack?

Unless they have something like this there is nothing anybody can do.

What experience if any does Binyomin Klein, the Rebbe’s secretary; Zaki Tamir and Batya Breindel of the Crown Heights Jewish Community Council; businessman and donor Yossi Popack; community activist Chanina Sperlin; Rabbi Sholom Ber Baumgarten of the Jewish Children’s Museum; Rabbi Avrohom Leider of Ahavas Chesed, Mica Soffer, Publisher of COLlive.com; and Yaakov Behrman of lubavitch.com. and members of Shmira – C.O.P. (Civilian Observation Patrol) Yanki Preger, Leib Skoblo and Dovid Leib Wolosow,
have with dealing with terrorist or security in general?

How come many of the “terrorism experts” mentioned above are not in the photo-op.

How is the shmira – C.O.P. planing to protect us from an attack, will they be putting up signs in more then one location this year?

When taking this shoot did the  photographer tell everyone to “say CH.Info”?

Related:
Shmira/COP Together With Collive Ruin A Jewish Life

Shmira/Cop goes out of the way to obtained video evidence incriminating the Yid

Who are they working for anyway? WIS EXCLUSIVE:

Justice For The SAP Gloves And Fire Extinguisher

August 2, 2010

On December 15, 2009 WIS reported the following to you…

After a six week B.S. case all based on lies brought to you by the city of N.Y. against six of our heroes  the Shomrim Six, the NYPD has decided to reopen the case and actually do an investigation this time around. The evidence they found will shock you and disgust you. If you are sensitive and can’t stomach violence and blood this is not for you.

We now have Photo evidence of who or what threw the fire extinguisher and ripped out a tooth of one of the alleged “victims” on the night of December 29, 2007 at 749 Eastern Pkwy.

Warning: viewers discretion advised!

Surveillance snap shots: To your Left you will notice a mysterious SAP Glove gripping a Fire Extinguisher in preparation to crack a skoal open.

On your right you will actually see (cooper) claws extending from the Glove, on end of claw you will actually see a tooth.

The SAP Glove will be facing 17 counts of assault and felony. The Fire Extinguisher will be charged as-well with aiding the glove with intent to cause physical injury, by means of a dangerous instrument.

So there you have it, we now know that it was the SAP gloves which throw the fire extinguisher.

The trial date is yet to be set.

WIS will keep you posted.

Meanwhile go get those FREE deals the shmira in giving out. I hear they are also very good at arranging Mesiras.

Since WIS last reported to you, Lawyer/attorney gangsters Elie Polotrak and serial spitter Paul Huebner arranged bail for SAP Glove and Extinguisher. Since that time both suspects have fled the country in an attempt to ovoid facing true justice. It is believed that the suspects have fled to Israel. In the last few days [Since WIS posted THIS] some Crown Heights residents have reported seeing both suspects with the fugitive and Mosser Yitzchok Shuchat.

The police and Districts attorneys office released the latest photos of both suspects. If anybody knows the whereabouts of these two dangerous criminals it is your civil duty to report them to the proper authority’s, before they hurt somebody. It’s time they faced justice for crimes committed.

If you see any of the above, please call shmira mesira.

HACKED HACKED HACKED HACKED HACKED

June 25, 2010

WhoIsShmira successfully managed to hack the known propaganda and hate site Chabad.info (a.k.a. Jihad.info- big brother to ColLive).

Chabad.info intimidation to WIS was to much  to handle and WIS fear that the freedom of speech and sharing of dissenting points of view is a danger to WIS belief and thought systems decided to invest thousands of dollars to hire a professional Internet hacker to go after (out of all the web sites out there) Chabad.info. which obviously was successful.

WIS could not stand the fact that their was another voice out there that stops crass talk and gossip which infests WIS  articles and comments and so WIS took action.

WIS has no regrets for its style and its goal. The only regrets WIS does have is the fact that after spending thousands of dollars to take down Chabad.info completely, WIS hacker was only able to disable them for nearly a few hours.

A few hours later, in an act of pure revenge Chabad.info managed to Hack A Chanik WIS data base. In fact they were so successful they managed to knock out all websites/blogs hosted by wordpress.

WhoIsShmira has received the message loud and clear…

DON'T MESS WITH THE MISHICHSIT JIHAD!!!

Mosrim: “Let Us Complete The Job”

June 12, 2010

In a change of heart and in the name of true peace, Jihad.info helps spread the word about the Mosrim. They still some lie about unverified claims, but thats ok, after all they are irrelevant and just give WIS something to put under the Humor categories.

The volunteer corps....has applied the age old curse of Mosrim (informers) upon the current Vaad members. (Successfully)

    This, in the name of democracy and a fair election.

This, in the name of democracy and a fair election.

WIS is a bit disappointed that Jihad.info did not stick in something about “other web-sites”. :(

Those who Justify Mesira, are part of the problem!!!

Yechi Hurts the Melech HaMoshiach

May 7, 2010


Do to the fight
that took place at the great parade 5770, over “an agreement” to say or not say Yechi,  where the the Melech HaMoshiach was standing, the MH”M sustained some serious injuries.
A broken Scull, a broken hand and finger, parts of tooth broking, eyes popping out of face, neck and back injuries to mention a few.

The MH”M after meeting with members of crown Heights Community Council, inc., shmira, their attorney Pual Huebner and Menachem Mendel Hendel, is planing to press charges against the Hecht and Tzivos Hashem, Aguch, Mekoz, Shomrim and all those darned non-believers, the”Antis”.

The District Attorneys office  will be putting their best man on the case….

Meet Dave Steingard

ADA Dave- David Steingard: Official Attorney for the Mishichistim cult and the Shmira Mesira

Do to these injuries the MH”M will not be coimng down to the main Shul at 770 Eastern Parkway for prayers and to talk.

Some Real Reporting

January 6, 2010

How (and Why) We Do Simchas

For some real reporting of  whats going on in your neighborhood. You know the tyep of reporting that actualy matters to you and your loved ones.

Gun-Toting Robbers Attempt to Rob Again, in Broad Daylight