Judge Rules On Proposition 8 Gay Shmira Member Efraim Okunov Celebrates.


Shmira Messira member Efraim Okunov celebrating judge ruling on proposition 8 with friends in gay club on August 4, 2010. Insert: Okunov with his boy-friend.

Source: advocate.com

August 4, 2010 – A federal judge on Wednesday overturned a California ban on same-sex marriage, ruling that the Proposition 8 ballot initiative was unconstitutional.

This news bought smiles to gay Shmira member and radio jammer Efraim Okunov who until this ruling was in the closet. Mr. Okunov went out with friends to a gay club to celebrate this victory.

Asked about how he felt Efraim Okunov stated, “It has been very difficult to lead a secret gay life, my parents tried and tried to hook me up with girls with intent to marry, it has been very hard to find excuses to reject them every-time, now I don’t have to worry anymore.”

Asked about how this will effect his involvement in the Shmira Organization, Efraim stated, “The shmira has always had the policy of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’. Now young girls can feel secure to let me in to their apartments to investigate a potential crime without fair of getting harassed or rapped by a Shmira member.”

“When it comes to helping people – we are straight, gay, bisexual, and color blind ” says Shmira coordinator Yanky Prager. “Our goal is to make everybody happy and that every one should live in peace. Live and let live.”

“The beauty of Shmira” says Shmira coordinator Yossi Stern. “Is that we have always been an organization comprised of all shorts of people, thefts, scammers, Mosrim (rats), lowlifes, unemployed and drop outs, now we can finally openly add gays to the list.”

When the rival patrol the  Shomrim organization was contacted for comment, Shomrim coordinators arrogantly and stubbornly stated. “We have always  been straight, we will always be straight and nothing will change”.

2 Responses to “Judge Rules On Proposition 8 Gay Shmira Member Efraim Okunov Celebrates.”

  1. NOt GAY! Says:

    Someone is NOT going to be gay about this post ;)

  2. Askon Says:

    Where is the Askon?

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