Need something notarized?
Maybe a French drives license?
How about a birth certificate to go with it?
Fake vehicle title?
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Scared to come in person?
I do house calls, just give me a call 718-493-4535! or just e-mail me at: email@example.com
I may be a little unavailable as I am currently wanted by the police, but I am the best in the business and I am your man!