joke of the day!!

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what does shmira mesira and cholent have in common?

enjoy now, pay later!!

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5 Responses to “joke of the day!!”

  1. HA HA HA!!! Says:

    HA HA HA1 that is soooooooooooooooooo Funny!!! i just forgot to laugh!
    Keep up the good jokes!
    (and get a life, Board-souls!)
    ps: Come to think of it, it’s actually SO NOT funny!)

  2. antimesira Says:

    whats sadder, a hundred mosrim drowning or an onion drowning?

    Answer:
    An onion drowning is much sadder, because an onion makes you cry.

    • Anonymous Says:

      How’bout if i say that joke about you???

      • WhoIsShmira? Says:

        Are you actually offended by that joke?

        I guess its like they say, ” on the theft the hat burns”.

        Yes, indeed all mosrim should drown, if your a moser, which from your reply It’s safe to assume that, then you should drown, the sooner the better.
        Nobody will cry for you. In fact when your body passes 770, if they find it, I will come and wave a moshiach flag and dance and sing Yechi.

  3. jokes on you Says:

    Did you hear the one about . .
    . . the Moser who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, “God! Look! I’m an angel!”, and God said, “No you stupid moser! You’re a bat, now eff off!”

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