Yossi YM”S Chazzer Belly Pig Stern Goes to UMAN for R”H, Whats In Uman For Stern?

by
Yossi Stern is not just a מוסר anymore, now he's a מ מו מוס מוסר

Yossi Stern is not just a מוסר anymore, now he's a מ מו מוס מוסר

WIS has gotten several e-mails notifying us that the chazer and Mossier Yossi Stern is going yet again to Uman for Rosh Hashona. Uman is a place were lots of people go to, to reflect on holiness. why would Yossi Stern go, what does he know about holiness?

You know, sometimes when you want to leave the house to hang with friends you look for an excuse ,that’s understandable (to come extent). What was Sterns excuse for going? Well, Uman is also known for its fine hookers/prostitutes, those who know Yossi Stern, know that he is no stranger to hookers . Don’t get fooled he doesn’t Daven all year why would he on R”H?

Before we start to pray on Yom Kipper we start off…

על דעת המקום ועל דעת הקהל בישיבה של מעלה ובישיבה של מטה אנו מתירין להתפלל עם העברינים

Why doesn’t the Rosh Hashona Prayer start that way?
Answer: Because all the העברינים are in Uman for Rosh Hashona.

העברינים: Delinquent,   Felon, Offender, Criminal, Delinquent, Perpetrator, Lawbreaker, Lawbreaking, Malefactor, Malfeasant, Misfeasor, Sinner.

No matter what you do, you will never be able to Kosher a Pig!!!

No matter what you do, you will never be able to Kosher a Pig!!!

About these ads

Tags:

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 34 other followers

%d bloggers like this: